I have returned! They locked me in a room with my pneumonia and I had to beat it down with my bare hands. After escaping the facility, killing Professor Arachnid in the process, I found myself lost in the arctic circle. Enlisting the help of the ancient snow beast Euclaysis, I learned that the only way I could save the koalas and get back in time for the intercollegiate debate was to locate the powerful artifact – the micron duplexicator. Scaling the previously dormant (I don’t want to talk about it) volcano at the center of dinosaur island I recovered the micron duplexicator, saved the koalas and won the debate. Not to mention solving the world hunger issue in Madison, Wisconsin.
Also, we will post an episode soon. Promise.
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